The Blabidiboo Story 4

Stories by Eikou, Kiana, and Roni

Chapter Four

Ukli

When I grew older, to be twenty-eight years old, James was twenty-nine years old. As I said before, James had to propose to me when I grew older. So he did. “Will you marry me?” James proposed, kneeling down, holding a ring. I finally agreed to his proposal. James set the wedding this Saturday, to save time for buying a house and lots of food to live by.

The next day, my mom ordered my dad to go to his room and have an afternoon nap. My dad did as he was told to avoid any conflict between the two. My dad, after a few minutes, started to feel a little bit hungry because he hasn’t eaten lunch yet. To be honest, my mom didn’t allow him to. He saw a paper bag with no label on it. He assumed it was food, so he took the bag and grabbed what was inside. Without checking to see what kind of food it was, he shoved it in his mouth to taste nothing at all. It was shaped like seeds, he said as he felt it with his tongue. It was crunchy; he smiled with his mouth full of the food inside the paper bag. Mr.Chickaboo came to see him. “What are you doing here? Get out of my room!” My dad shoved some more of the suspicious food into his mouth. Mr.Chickaboo just stood there, watching my dad eat the suspicious food. “What, you want my food?” My dad offered. Mr.Chickaboo looked confused. My dad finally checked the back of the paper bag. “Chicken Seeds” it read. My dad widened his eyes, knowing that what he ate was chicken seeds.

He vomited three times, on my mom. My mom is a big fan of slapping, so that’s what she did to my dad. My dad went to his room to cry about how painful the slap from my mom was. Then he realized that after I was married, he would never have seen me again. He cried even more.

I was happy for my engagement, so I started creating invitations for the people I wanted to invite to my wedding. Here’s sort of how I planned it would look like:

You’re invited to a happy wedding!

Who is invited: You!

What event is it: A wedding

When is it going to take place: This Saturday, 10:00 am

Where is it going to take place: The Church

Why are you invited: You are close with me!

Unfortunately, my dad got sick because of eating the chicken seeds, so I had to cancel the wedding to send my dad to the hospital. The doctors took care of my dad for four days, and then he felt better. The doctors then said that he needed to rest in the hospital for three days with my care, so I still needed to stay in the hospital.

My mom had a hard time cleaning the house. On Sunday, she planned to go to Church just to skip her cleaning. She left the house as messy as possible, probably so that when my dad came back home he could clean it up.

On Wednesday, I was able to go back to school. I distributed two million invitations to each individual in school. I used up three days distributing those!

The next day, it was my wedding day. Two million people came to my wedding. In fact, the church was too small for everyone to fit in. Everyone had to squeeze inside. Nobody was comfortable. At 10 o’clock am sharp, the mass started. The priest kept on talking and talking. It was so dull, that my dad slept, and drooled on my mom. The mass was one hour, so it ended at 11 o’clock, that’s when the wedding started.

I went out with my dad, and James went in front of the crowd, beside the priest. When the music started, I, together with my dad, walked forward through the red carpet. James smiled as the people watched my dad and I walk forward. The music ended exactly when I held James’ hand. The two of us faced the priest, and then the priest started talking. “Do you, Ukli, promise to love James forever and ever?” The priest asked. “Yes, I do” I answered. “And do you, James, promise to love Ukli forever and ever?” The priest continued. “I promise.” James smiled. “You may now kiss the…” The priest got interrupted by James’ ex-girlfriend, Lucy. Lucy pushed me aside as she held James’ hand. “James, please come back to me!” She said. “Don’t marry her!” “We have been together for quite a long time now. You became a fair-weather friend to me.” She continued. James slapped Lucy and started to turn red. “Don’t you remember what you did, Lucy? Jog your memory!” James defended me. “We were having a barrel of laughs at the carnival, remember? I went to the bathroom for a minute, and then it started raining. Instead of helping me through the rain, you just left me there. The train was cancelled so I had to stay there until the next day.” I heard the problem, and tried to defend both sides. “Bury the hatchet, everyone! This happened years ago. Forget about it!” I crossed my arms. “Lucy, please. We’re about to get married.” James placed his hands on his hips. “You may now kiss the bride.” The priest finally continued, as James and I kissed.

Lucy and I became best friends. After the wedding, the food was served. We ate lots of food, like chicken, cake, ice cream, candies, and more. After eating, a limousine came and sent the two of us to the rocket station, where we went to walk to the rocket. When the rocket launched, it took us to an orange coloured moon. When we went down, our feet got stuck. We then realized that the moon was made of honey! It was where our honeymoon was going to take place. We just took out our picnic supplies, and started eating on top of the orange moonlight.

Will Ukli and James ever get back home?
Find out in Chapter Five!

To Be Continued...

© Blabidiboo Gang

The Blabidiboo Story 3

Stories by Eikou, Kiana, and Roni

Chapter Three

Ukli

When school started again, I went back to school. I hung out with my best friend in the whole wide world, Candy. “Did you know about the new principal?” Candy asked. “There’s a new principal?” I widened her eyes. “Yes, there is. He replaced Miss Dulltrey.” Candy continued. “Who is it?” I asked in suspicion. “His full name is Mister James Supreme Boss. He said us students could call him James.” Candy smiled. I couldn’t believe what I was hearing. James is going to be our new principal? Is it possible, that he knows I study here?

Since I know now that James is principal here, I should solve the conflict between us to prevent any awkwardness. So, I went to James’ office to apologize for what happened in the past few days. “I’m really sorry James for what happened the past few days. I didn’t know what I was thinking.” I frowned. I rubbed my eyes to see clear what was happening. James had another girl sitting on his lap. Well, that was quick. I stood there thinking of what to do or say. “I thought you liked me!” I blurted out. I slammed the door, and as I did, I heard the girl sitting on James’ lap say “Ugh! American Drama!” I didn’t know what that meant, but her voice sounded like a five year old. It was so puny and cute. I thought it could have been someone in James’ family. I went back to James’ office and saw the girl for real. She was James’ sister playing around his office. Soon, I realized she was named Jamie. “Hi Ukli, I let bygones be bygones. Don’t worry, I forgive you.” James smiled. I ran to hug him and after a moment, we became a couple once again.

The next day, the moment I stepped on school grounds, there was an announcement. “Attention! Please treat Ukli W. Blabidiboo highly. She is no ordinary student, she is Mr.Boss’ girlfriend. Thank you.” The speaker announced. I was so surprised when I heard these words. Just one day of being a couple again, he already blurts it out in front of the school. This is going to lower my self-esteem for sure. Everyone came to gather around me, I almost slipped and fell. Whatever I ask them to give me, they would give me. I never wanted to be a queen, but this is kind of relaxing.

I went home, feeling this is going to be the best day ever. I was surprised to see a strange man with a braided beard. It’s just my dad. He said he used a hair spray to try to make his head full of gorgeous hair. It was a mistake. Instead of giving him gorgeous hair, it gave him a big black beard. Then, my mom braided it.

The next day, it was my special day. My birthday! My mom and dad seemed to already have planned something special. James, also had planned something special for my birthday, and I hope I like it.

As I went inside my school, everyone sang ‘Happy Birthday’ to me. I guess James announced it was my birthday earlier before I arrived. Everyone gave me gifts. It was a wonderful day; all the gifts were purses and dresses, and more jewellery.

When class ended, I went back home to see my mom and dad greet me as well. They gave me a new pet; it was a cute little chick! I named him Mr.Chickaboo, and then I played with him out in our yard. After several seconds, even if I wasn’t expecting it, someone knocked on the door. “Ukli, James is here!” My mom called for me. James took a chair for me to sit on, then he knelt down, holding my hand. He opened a beautiful case, colour velvet with diamonds pasted on to it. Inside the case was a diamond ring. "Ukli, will you marry me?" James proposed. It was a beautiful ring, but I could resist. “No thank you.” I smiled. “Why not?” James started to frown. “I’m not ready. Ask me again later on.” I patted James’ head. 

Will Ukli and James eventually get married?

Find out in Chapter Four!

To Be Continued...

© Blabidiboo Gang

The Blabidiboo Story 2

Stories by Eikou, Kiana, and Roni

Chapter Two

Mr.Blabidiboo

I couldn’t get a job, so Wife decided I be her servant again. I disagreed, which caused us to fight. I called Mr.Boss, and told him to help me stop Wife from making me her servant. Unfortunately, I came upon some words I didn’t really appreciate. “Sorry Mr.Blabidiboo, but you need to follow your wife’s orders to apply for a new job.” Mr.Boss said. I lost my temper, and kept on shouting and shouting, and then Wife decided to join in the party. She shouted and shouted as well, for absolutely no reason. I had to obey Wife’s orders even if I didn’t want to. She told me to water the plants in the garden. Well, I could say I was still angry at Wife, so I decided to take revenge. I watered the plants, just like Wife told me to, but then I put two mice inside the plants. Instead of growing healthier, the plants rot. Wife thought something suspicious was going on, as I went back to my room looking suddenly happier. “What did you do to my plants?” Wife suspected. “I did nothing. I just watered the plants like you said.” I lied. Little did I know that Wife had a truth potion hidden medicine case. She took it out and injected me as quick as possible, so that I couldn’t run away. Wife asked me the same question again, and this time, I answered truthfully. “Well, I watered the plants, just like you said to.” I answered. “Is there anything else I should know?” Wife asked one more time. “Oh! I put two rats in each plant. The plants did the opposite of growing.” I said, still in a truth coma. I got a slap, and then I snapped out of the coma. Well, I guess it was a punishment for taking revenge.

That night, 2 people kidnapped me while I was asleep. When I woke up in the middle of the night, I found out that I was trapped in a cage. I saw 2 people, still in masks, standing in front of the cage I was stuck in. “Whatever did I do wrong? Let me go! I don’t even know you!" I complained. It seemed they kept the key in the Atlantic, but they don’t know where in the Atlantic. They kept me inside the cage for one-hundred twenty-five years, and by then the whole cage was filled with my newly grown beard. It seemed the kidnappers were fed up of me, so they left a knife inside my cage. The first thing I did with them was shave my beard. Then, I cut my cage open to let myself out. “Who are you people?” I asked again. The kidnappers finally took off their masks after keeping them on for one hundred twenty-five years. The first kidnapper was Mister Nuclear Bomb; he was the worst and only villain in the place where I live. Ironically, the second kidnapper was my very own wife! Don’t you think Wife is insane for kidnapping me just because she was mad at me? At least I was in safe hands while I was kidnapped.

Wife and I came back home after I saw she was the one who kidnapped me. Mr.Boss visited our house to discuss the details about getting a new job. As he entered our house, Ukli came to the living room to watch TV. Ukli couldn’t keep her eyes off Mr.Boss. I noticed when Mr.Boss turned around to get a glass of water, Ukli turned back to look at the TV, and then she blushed. I decided to go to the bathroom to leave the two of them together alone in the living room. I went to the back of a wall to spy on Ukli and Mr.Boss instead of taking a bathroom break. “Miss, may I ask, why do you keep staring at me?” Mr.Boss raised an eyebrow. “Oh… It’s nothing really.” Ukli blushed harder. “Tell me the truth.” Mr.Boss smirked. Ukli decided not to reply. “Miss, if you like me all that much, you could tell me.” Mr.Boss sat beside Ukli. Before Ukli could say another word, I ran back to the living room carrying a bottle of squirtable soap. “Don’t you touch my darling daughter, Mister James Supreme Boss! Or I’ll squirt you!” I tried to threaten him. “What about tomorrow, 6 o’clock PM?” Mr.Boss held Ukli’s hand. “Yes!” Ukli’s blush turned cherry red.

The next morning, I was creating a menu for Ukli and Mr.Boss’ date. You could say I’m an artistic person. I decided I would be the waiter, the one who serves the food, and Wife will be the cook, the one who cooks the food. Later that night, Mr.Boss arrived in his tuxedo and Ukli in her finest silk dress. “Good evening sir, and ma’am, I will be your waiter for today.” I smirked. “Here is our menu.” I gave them a folded paper designed with all the foods in the menu. They decided to order ice cream, mango shake and spaghetti. “Oh! I’m sorry to say that we only have one of each kitchen utensil.” I felt ashamed all the more. “Dad!” Ukli tried to scold me. “Hey, we aren’t that rich!” I tried to reason with her. “What could we do? We’ll just take it.” Mr.Boss said politely. As I left to get their orders, they had a small conversation going on. “Mr.Boss…” Ukli cleared up her throat. “Miss, you may call me James.” Mr.Boss smiled. “Well then, you may call me Ukli.” Ukli giggled. Ukli and James continued to talk some more, and they found each other really nice.

“The food has arrived!” I said with my eyes closed. “Hey, Mr.Blabidiboo, is she your daughter?” James whispered to me. I nodded. “She’s charming.” James winked. The first to arrive was the drink. They should be thirsty from all that waiting! Their mango shake was filled with sugar. It was a yellow drink with crushed ice at the top. Straws weren’t so expensive in the neighbourhood. I guess we had enough money to buy two straws. They were saved from tasting each other’s saliva. Next to arrive was the ice cream. This started the problem. What will we do with those two if we only have one spoon? If they really love each other, they’d share it, right? I gave them the ice cream, seeing disgusted faces. “So, who goes first?” Ukli asked as she twitched. “Do you want to go first?” James asked offered. “I’m delighted to.” Ukli grabbed a spoon and took one whole scoop of ice cream, then shoved it in her mouth. She tried her best not to touch the spoon. Then, James took the spoon and grabbed the second scoop of ice cream. Then, Ukli took the third. After the ice cream, they had their spaghetti. They didn’t want to share a fork, so they used their hands to eat. James stuffed his mouth with spaghetti, and Ukli took one strand by one strand. There came a time when they sipped on the same spaghetti strand. It was a beautiful, yet coincidental kiss. Maybe they’d be a couple later on.

The kiss seemed to disgust the two of them. I have no idea why, but they vomited. “I so hate you!” Ukli shouted. “Well then, I hate you too.” James crossed his arms and turned to look away. "We are over!" Ukli blurted out. “We? There was never a ‘we’!” James started to get mad. James slammed the door behind him and Ukli ran to her room, crying. 

The next day, James thought about becoming a couple with Wife, since Ukli and him isn’t a couple anymore. “If Mr.Blabidiboo and Mrs.Blabidiboo don’t really appreciate each other, I would have a greater chance of getting her, wouldn’t I?” James thought. James went to my house the moment he thought of the idea. “Would you like to go on a date with me, ma’am?” James said, closing his eyes because he was too proud. “Again? Didn’t we do that last night already?” James opened his eyes to see who opened the door. It was Ukli! “Oh my… I wasn’t looking for you! I was looking for someone else…” James felt embarrassed. “And who would that be? It’s my mom, isn’t it?” “Um… Yeah…” James dragged his hand up behind his neck. “I’m not letting you in.” Ukli pushed James out and slammed the door. “I can't believe we're over!” Ukli cried out loud, and then locked herself in her room, still crying. 

Will Ukli and James' relationship continue?
Find out in Chapter Three!

To Be Continued...

© Blabidiboo Gang