The Blabidiboo Story 10

Stories by Eikou, Kiana, and Roni

Chapter Ten

Adeline

Bumbums felt very sad because of my mom’s terrible words. She climbed up a tree, escaping the trouble she was about to experience from grandma. Bumbums was able to tell my grandma what happened, and she immediately went outside to see my mom on top of a tree. She shouted and screamed, making the whole world shake. My grandpa was asleep at that time, but he didn’t wake up with grandma’s screams. Instead, he woke up with the alarm clock ringing right beside him.

On the tree that my mom climbed on, was a turtle. The turtle tried to tug on my mom’s soft, pink dress, so she turned her head to its direction. “Ukli, I need your help.” It suddenly spoke. My mom screamed in surprise. “I was transformed into a turtle by your friend, Tux.” It continued. My mom calmed down and went closer to the creature. “Just so you know; Tux isn’t my friend.” She squinted her eyes. “Well, I want to be changed back to human.” The turtle asked for a favour. “I’d like to help, but you have to give me something in return as well.” My mom answered. “I could make your perfect sister go to military school for six months.” It offered. “That’s good!” My mom gladly agreed to his offer. She turned the turtle into his human form with a snap of a finger.

“So, what’s your name, kid?” She asked. “I’m Jake, the orphan.” He replied. My mom felt bad for Jake being an orphan, so she invited him to stay with my family.  “Jake, I’m excited for you to meet my daughter, Adeline.” She said, while walking to the house. Jake was excited too. He liked my name, since it was unique and nice. When the two of them got home, my mom called for me to come downstairs. “Adeline, come down here! We have a guest!” She said. “I’m coming!” I went down the stairs. Jake heard my wonderful voice. “This is Jake, and he’ll be staying with us for a while.” My mom said once I came down.  I nodded my head in response. Jake greeted me by waving his hand. I did the same. “Mom, I have to finish making my presentation for social studies.” I shyly said. “Sure.” My mom replied. I ran back to my room to finish the presentation. I blushed madly right after. Ever since then, I had a crush.

Jake and I went to school together on the next day. Jake became my classmate, after being enrolled. Social studies was our first subject, and I was very ready. I put my presentation on the screen and took the stage away. I was at first very scared and shy. My voice was trembled as it was so soft that not even Miss Vibal could hear it. “Good morning… Classmates…” I started. “To-today, I’m going to teach you all a-about J-Japan…” As I continued teaching, I grew more and more confident. My voice was no longer trembling, and it was no longer soft. It could be heard until the back of the classroom. At the end of the lesson, I gave all my classmates a Japanese treat. Jake didn’t listen to my teachings at all. All he did was stare at my eyes. He loved me.

Being a student in my school for several months, Jake started to become more proud of himself. He thought of me like a loser in school who didn’t have a place in the world. In fact, he didn’t only think of me like that, but he also treated me like that. He started to bully me. I didn’t like the new Jake. I liked the old one, the nice one. I hoped he would change back, but he never did. Jake met Crystal, and had a crush on her instead of me. He would treat her like a queen, but he would treat me like trash.

Tux, on the other hand, has been dating Websy non-stop until my mom figured out. She got really mad at Websy, saying that Tux is a villain, and that she couldn’t date him. Tux really loved Websy, and if changing his ways would allow him to do so, he’s willing to. “Ukli, I’m really sorry for what I’ve done to you.” Tux asked for forgiveness. Ukli was a kind person, so she forgave him, and Tux became part of the petling family. Tux was finally allowed to date Websy, and soon, they got married.

At Grandma’s house, grandpa was looking at his young photos when he came across a beautiful picture of himself. He tried to look like it, so he combed his hair to reduce its gravity, and changed his clothes, and then put on his middle school ID. Studying to become smart made the final changes. He had transformed into his younger self.

One day, grandpa entered an intelligence competition. He had to take a test to see who among all the competitors was the smartest. Because of his transformation, he was sure he would win.

It was the day of the intelligence competition, but grandpa turned back into his old self before the test even started. Winging it was his only choice left. When the quiz asked him what his name was, he didn’t know what to put. He told himself that if he puts his mom’s last name, his dad would get mad. If he puts his dad’s last name, his mom would get mad. He had no idea what to put, so he just left it blank. The quiz was filled with lots of simple problems in mathematics, science, and English. It wasn’t so easy for my grandpa. He ended up passing a paper full of guesses and wrong answers. He couldn’t wait to see his score anyway.

Grandpa ate a doughnut while waiting for his intelligence test results. After eating the doughnut, he drank some orange juice. “Choco-Orange tastes terrible!” He spit the juice out in the garbage can.

What is Mr.Blabidiboo's score?

Find out in Chapter Eleven!

To Be Continued...

© Blabidiboo Gang

The Blabidiboo Story 9

Stories by Eikou, Kiana, and Roni

Chapter Nine

Ukli

“But Tux, you know I’m married to James…” I tried to reason. “He won’t know, anyway!” Tux smirked. “We can get married tomorrow!” I started to get very mad. “Listen up, Tux, I love James, and that’s final.” I shouted. “But…” He tried to say. “No, Tux!” I went out of his apartment building to go back home.

At the exact moment I left, Tux took all my powers away. He also made my dad sick again, along with my mom, Adeline, and the petlings, but worse of all; he made James forget about his past. I arrived at home seeing James in a rocking chair, then greeted him as I entered the door. “Hi James, how are you?” I said. “Who’s James, and who are you?” He seemed confused. At first I thought that he was joking, but when Adeline and the petlings came out covered in scratches and spots shaped like the letter U, I realized that everything that was happening was real. I turned very worried. I found out by searching on the Internet that Adeline and the petlings had a rare disease called urge.

I decided to call my mom to check if she and my dad had the same sickness. “Mom, Adeline and the petlings got a deadly sickness called urge.” I told my mom the news. “That’s weird, I have that sickness too!” She replied. “Your father also has it, and so does Donna.” She said. “Even Donna has it? How did she get it?” I asked out of curiosity. “She kissed your father, so the urge infected her.” My mom replied. “Do you know the cure to the urge?” I asked, hoping that she knew. “Yeah, we need to get the anti-love shot.” She said. “What’s that?” I asked again. “It’s a shot that prevents you from loving someone ever again.” She said in a sad tone. “Oh… Thanks mom!” I hung up the phone. I didn’t want Adeline to get shot with the anti-love shot, because it would prevent her from loving someone. I tried to use my magic to cure my family, but I realized that all my powers were gone.

I ran to Tux’s house and pleaded for him to cure my family. “Marry me tomorrow, and if you don’t, your family will be in real danger.” Tux smirked. I was too worried about my family that I had no choice. I had to do it. “Alright, I’ll do it.” I gave in. “Good.” Tux gave me back my powers. I went to heal my family from the urge. It happened quickly, but now I had a marriage to worry about. I felt helpless, until I had a genius plan.

I went to the church the day after to have my wedding. There weren’t any guests inside, and Tux was right in front of the priest. “Sorry I’m late!” I ran in front of Tux. “Just get on with the wedding!” Tux seemed stressed. The priest then started the wedding. “You may now kiss the bride.” He smirked. Before Tux tried to kiss me, the priest removed his costume. Tux realized that the priest was only an actor. James soon came together with the police, and Tux got arrested.

I turned Tux into a spider once he got inside his cell. Since he was small, he was able to escape and find his way into my house. He tried to sneak inside, and saw the petlings. Once he saw Websy, he fell in love with her, and so did she. Tux the spider stayed in my house for three months without being seen by me. He usually hid when I was around, so he didn’t know much of the people in the house.

It was a tiring week filled with much magic, sicknesses, and forgiveness, so I decided to have a vacation. We went to a wonderful field full of bushes, trees, and flowers. The sky was huge with lots of clouds, and the sun shining to its maximum brightness. We had a whole day for family day.

Once we went home from our trip, my mom was in the hospital, pregnant with another baby. As usual, surgery happens. My dad named her Bumbums, meaning perfect. I had a very own sister.

Bumbums grew to be almost perfect, leaving me as jealous as ever. Adeline, on the other hand, soon went to grade school. She perfected all her subjects, except social studies. As she asked her best friend, Crystal, to help her in the subject, her grades somehow became lower and lower instead of going higher. When I saw her grade, I was disappointed to see that it was really low. I helped her in the subject for her to understand it more. She did understand it, but she still failed the subject. I found out that it was because she studied her social studies a week before the surprise test came. She must’ve forgotten what she had read.

Adeline noticed that whenever I had the time, I would stare at myself in the mirror for hours. She asked me for the reason why I did that, and I replied to her by saying that I was jealous of Bumbums being more perfect than I was. “Nobody’s perfect.” She said. I didn’t know what that phrase meant, but I just knew that it would make a big impact in my problem. I decided to keep her words for a while to see what she meant by it.

All Adeline’s days in school seemed normal, until today. A Spanish football player approached her. He wrote Adeline a small poem, which she was surprised about.

Roses are red,

Violets are blue.

When I look into the toilet,

I remember you.

“Adeline, may I please speak to you?” Miss Vibal, Adeline’s social studies teacher, called her up in class. “What about, Miss Vibal?” She politely replied. “I need you to give us a presentation about your favourite country tomorrow.” Miss Vibal requested. Adeline’s eyes widened; she was too scared to present. “It would pull up your grade, Adeline.” Miss Vibal continued. Adeline calmed down and agreed to the request. If presenting about her favourite country was the only thing she could do to get a good grade, she would take that chance. That’s my daughter.

Adeline went back home from school seeing Bumbums and I fighting. “Why were you ever born!?” I tried to insult Bumbums, but instead made her run away in tears to my mother.

What will happen to Bumbums?
Find out in Chapter Ten!

To Be Continued...

© Blabidiboo Gang

The Blabidiboo Story 8

Stories by Eikou, Kiana, and Roni

Chapter Eight

Ukli

Mr.Chickaboo and Ms.Poochipoo were able to get a new born baby girl after a few years. They named her Websy, since she was a spider. The petling couple were so happy for their new born child, and we had a small party for Websy’s birth.

After the party, I decided to take a stroll in the park. Going outside was one of my hobbies, since nature is always beautiful. In the middle of the street, I saw a colourful stick. “Aren’t sticks brown?” I asked myself, wondering what the coloured stick was. I picked it up, and took it home, hoping that I would find out what it does. I waved it in the air, trying everything I could to find out what the stick does. Immediately after I waved the stick, a storm appeared in the sky. I was starting to think that the coloured stick was a magic wand, but I wasn’t so sure. I waved the stick again, and then I tapped it on my clothes. I was then surprised to see that my dress turned really shiny and had lots of gems stuck to it. I finally proved my hypothesis, and I found out that the stick was a magic wand.

I wanted to find out more about how to wand works, so I went to find my old friend Tux. He was a boy who went to magic school, so I thought he would know how to make the wand work. I found out Tux’s address and knocked on his door. There, I saw a very tall, muscular man with blonde hair. “Hi Tux, it’s so nice to see you again!” I greeted him, entering his apartment building. “It’s nice to see you too, Ukli. But what did you come here for?” Tux asked in suspicion. I told him all about the wand and how I found it, and an evil smile crept upon his face. “So, you want me to teach you how to use the wand?” He grabbed the wand from my hand. “Yes, but I’m only available on Saturdays. Could we have the lesson then?” I asked, hoping he would agree. “Sure. But you’re going to have to give me something in return later.” He smirked. I didn’t know what that little ‘something’ was, but I agreed anyway, to learn how to use the powerful wand.

That Saturday, I went to Tux’s apartment to learn more about the wand. Every Saturday, I went to Tux’s house, so James became suspicious about where I was going. James started to feel ignored by me, because instead of spending time with the family on Saturdays, I would go out of the house more often. He tried to ask me where I was going, but I was already late for my class with Tux, so I just said that I had no time to talk.

James became more and more suspicious each Saturday. One Saturday, when I went to my class with Tux, James followed me so that he would know where I was going. To his disappointment, he saw me sitting beside Tux, talking and laughing, a wand in my hand. He became mad since he thought that I was dating Tux secretly. He decided to give me a serious talk later on, so he just went back home.

As James arrived home, he sat down on a rocking chair and waited patiently for me to come back home. As I entered the mansion, I heard James stand up from the rocking chair that he was sitting on. He crossed his arms and his face turned red with anger. “What’s wrong?” I asked, hoping he wasn’t mad at me. “Tell me, Ukli, why were you at Tux’s house? What were you doing there? And why do you have a wand in your hand?” He said in his most calm voice, although I could hear a little bit of anger mixed with it. I turned pale, because James found out about my wand surprise. I took a deep breath, and opened my mouth to start talking. Before I even tried to talk, James interrupted me in a disappointed voice, and told me that he didn’t want to talk about it. We went to my dad’s house since we promised that we would come back there every Saturday and Sunday. While James was driving, I kept very quiet, and so did he. Adeline didn’t know what was going on, so she was just happily playing Patty Cake with the petlings.

As we arrived at my dad’s house, James immediately left the house, heading for his own. I told my mom about what happened with me and James. She felt sorry for me and herself, since she used all her effort preparing dinner just for the two of us.

I noticed that my dad wasn’t roaming around the house like he usually does, so I asked my mom where he was. She said he was sick because he ate a whole tube of frozen icing. I was surprised and went to the kitchen immediately to make chicken soup. Once I was finished, my mom offered to bring the bowl of soup to my dad’s room. I agreed, so she climbed up the stairs, the bowl of soup in her hands, and knocked on the door. “Who is it? If it’s you, Mr.Chickaboo, your chicken seeds are mine.” My dad said, with a voice that was as soft as a whisper. “It’s me, Blabidi. I brought soup for you. Now open the door so I can get in!” My mom replied with her usual angry tone. The door was unlocked and my mom went inside to put the bowl of soup on my dad’s desk. “I don’t need the soup! I’m fine!” My dad lied. “Blabidi, you’re so dumb sometimes, you know?” My mom sighed. “That’s it!” My dad shouted like he finally found out a secret. “What’s it?” My mom asked in suspicion. “Dumb, that’s the meaning of my name!” My dad smiled. My mom silently chuckled and left the room for my dad to peacefully drink his soup.

I stayed in my dad’s house for several more weeks so that I could take care of my dad through his sick times. I wanted to cure him with my wand, but I couldn’t, because it was in the mansion. I hadn’t learned how to use magic without the wand yet.

I checked the calendar and found out the date today. It was Sunday, June 24. I was calm for a few minutes until I realized that I skipped one lesson with Tux. I hurriedly went to Tux’s house to make up for my missed lesson. Tux was able to forgive me, since I explained that my dad was sick, and so he taught me the second to the last lesson of magic.

After my lesson, I decided to pay James a visit to say I was sorry and to explain what he saw. I knocked on his door, and I saw Mister Albert Boss open the door. He told me that I made James really sad and that I am never allowed to go inside his house ever again. Since I couldn’t explain it to him personally, I decided to do it through technology. I picked up my phone to dial his number, but he didn’t answer it. So, I just decided to give up for now.

I went home and climbed the stairs to my dad’s room, surprisingly seeing him all green. I went to the drugstore as fast as I could as I saw James in the park, sitting down alone in an ugly bench. Instead of walking to the drugstore, I switched my direction and headed for James. I knew James could see me; I was right in front of him. Even though he could, he never looked at me straight in the eye. “Hi James, what are you doing here?” I tried to call his attention. “What do you want, Ukli?” James finally looked at me, but with a mad expression. “I want to explain everything you saw.” I said confidently. “You don’t need to. I know it all already.” James looked back at the ground. “No, you don’t.” I said. “Yes, I do. I know you’re dating Tux.” James replied. “I’m not.” I said, once again. “What is it, then!?” James got irritated. “Well, I found this wand at the street while I was strolling in the park one day. Tux was the only person I knew who could activate the wand, so I went to him.” I finally explained. “That’s not true!” James stood up and shouted at me. “How do you know it’s not!? I just wanted to know how the wand works! I wanted to use it to make Adeline have a better future and to heal my dad from his sicknesses! I never wanted to lose you…” I felt like all the confidence that was locked up inside of me was set free. James held my hands and looked into my teary eyes. “Is this true?” He asked. “Yes…” I sniffed. I soon felt his hands wrap around my back; he hugged me. We loved each other again, and we forgave each other for our fights.

“Where’s Ukli?” My dad asked in suspicion. He was worried about me because I wasn’t back yet. He got out of his bed and tried to walk to the drugstore, as sick as he was. “Hello, miss, have you seen a kind and pretty girl named Ukli?” My dad asked the clerk, Donna, but she didn’t answer. Since my dad’s sickness caused him poor eyesight temporarily, he thought that Donna was me. Donna, on the other hand, soon fell in love with my dad. My dad took Donna home, thinking she was me.

Right after Donna and my dad left the store, James and I entered it. We bought some medicines for my dad so that he would get better. Once the medicines were bought, we went back to my dad’s house, seeing my dad hiding from Donna behind a couch, and my mom holding Donna back. James and I tried to help my mom and my dad kick Donna out of our home, but Donna stayed right in front of our door.

After the entire ruckus, I told the family about how my relationship with James was fixed, and then we all had a Blabidiboo Family dinner. After drinking the medicine that James and I bought, my dad got healed immediately. So, we were able to go back to the mansion for the new week to unfold.

It was the last day of my magic class, and I was excited to finish. I would finally be able to use all my knowledge about magic, and make life better for my family. I went to Tux’s house, with James knowing, and studied my last lesson in magic. “Alright Ukli, I have taught you everything about magic, and now you have to give me something in return.” Tux reminded me of the favour that I had to give him in return for the magic lessons. “Anything for you, Tux!” I said confidently, grateful for all his teachings. “I want you!” Tux smirked. “Me?” I became confused. “You to marry!” He made a big evil smile.

Will Ukli keep her promise?

Find out in Chapter Nine!

To Be Continued...

© Blabidiboo Gang

The Blabidiboo Story 7

Stories by Eikou, Kiana, and Roni

Chapter Seven

James

Mrs.Bearypoo heard Ms.Poochipoo say ‘My mom is mean!’ and she became really sad. “It’s lunch time, petlings!” I called the two. I went upstairs to see Ms.Poochipoo lying down on her bed and Mrs.Bearypoo crying. I went up to Mrs.Bearypoo to comfort her. “Hey Mrs.Bearypoo, what’s wrong?” I asked. “Ms.Poochipoo hates me.” She said. “Why? What happened?” I asked again. “I didn’t allow her to date Mr.Chickaboo.” She replied. “What’s wrong with Mr.Chickaboo?” I kept on asking. “Well…” Mrs.Bearypoo tried to think of reasons on what was wrong with Mr.Chickaboo, but couldn’t think of any. “See? There’s nothing wrong with Mr.Chickaboo. Besides, he’s Ukli’s pet, and Ukli is a good person, isn’t it?” I explained. Mrs.Bearypoo was finally able to agree with me.

Ukli, on the other hand, soon became pregnant. I immediately brought her to the hospital. The doctor, being the same doctor who examined Mrs.Blabidiboo, examined Ukli and said the same thing: “You need to have surgery!” Just like Mrs.Blabidiboo did, Ukli slapped the doctor. The doctor became unconscious since Ukli slapped him, and I tried to remember how to do the surgery. Luckily, I did, and I was able to get the baby out of Ukli’s tummy.

Once the baby was out, Ukli commented on the baby saying “She is so cute!” We decided to name her Adeline, meaning adorable.

When the doctor became conscious again, he kicked us out of the hospital hard enough to make us fly out, and land inside a dark well. Ukli, panicking, quickly got her phone and called Mr.Blabidiboo to ask him to help us out. Mr.Blabidiboo didn’t understand what was going on, so he jumped inside the well instead of saving us all. Ever since then, there were four people stuck inside the dark well.

Mrs.Bearypoo allowed Ms.Poochipoo to have a date with Mr.Chickaboo. They dated as soon as Ms.Poochipoo told Mr.Chickaboo the news. With Mrs.Bearypoo’s permission, the two even got married together.

A lot of years have past, and Mr.Blabidiboo grew another long beard. Ukli grew a little bit of white hair, I grew a short moustache, and Adeline grew to be four years old.

One day, Mrs.Blabidiboo took a long stroll in the park to avoid all her cleaning duties. She saw a well in the middle of the park, and decided to make a wish. “I wish that I would get a lot thinner!” She said, dropping a coin inside. “You never will!” A voice echoed inside the well. Wife was very surprised that she heard the well speak. “Mom, please help us!” Ukli shouted loud enough for Mrs.Blabidiboo to hear. Mrs.Blabidiboo tried to get a rope to carry all the four together, but the rope broke, making Mrs.Blabidiboo fall back. She didn’t have any more ideas left to help save the four, so she jumped inside the well and asked everyone: “Do you have any ideas?”

After a few minutes, somebody named Nerd came along. He was strong, and he was also smart. He saved us from the well by taking a firm rope, and carried us on to land.

When we got back home, we saw Mr.Chickaboo and Ms.Poochipoo were already married. Mr.Chickaboo was hoping for a baby, but nothing came out yet.

“You need surgery!” The doctor said disappointing Mr.Blabidiboo, Ukli, and I. We were in the hospital to cure all our bruises and scratches we got from living in the well for a few years. “What! You always say that!” Mr.Blabidiboo complained. “Then I’ll give you the picking treatment.” The doctor said again.

After the picking treatment, we went back home. Mr.Blabidiboo decided to stroll down the hall to take a look at his cancelled job certificates. “What in the world is the meaning of my name?” Mr.Blabidiboo asked himself.

What is the meaning of Mr.Blabidiboo's name?

Find out in Chapter Eight!

To Be Continued...

© Blabidiboo Gang

The Blabidiboo Story 6

Stories by Eikou, Kiana, and Roni

Chapter Six

James

I was thinking about my temporary agreement to dump Ukli. “She didn’t help me get back home, why should I care about her?” I thought. My phone was right in front of me. I reached out for it slowly, still thinking about my action. Then, I did it. “Hello, Lucy?” I said. “I’m going to dump Ukli today. Would you like to… Hang out after that?” Lucy was overjoyed. “Sure.” Lucy smirked.

Ukli decided to come over to my house to apologize for not coming back to save me at the honey-moon. When she arrived, she overheard my conversation with Lucy. “You know what, Lucy? I think you’re a much better person than before.” I smiled. “Really? You think so?” Lucy asked. “Of course! I mean, you saved me from losing my breath in the honey-moon.” I gave her an example. Ukli felt hurt, seeing me talking with Lucy happily after slamming her door in front of her own face. I caught Ukli staring at me just a minute later, then she ran away from my house as fast as she could.

Ukli’s eyes turned a little bit teary as she ran. She arrived at the church, where she wanted to kneel down and pray to ask God what she needed to do next. She found her favourite seat, and knelt down, putting her hands together near her heart. She bowed down her head, closed her eyes shut, and started to pray.

“Ukli, what are you doing here on a weekday?” The priest interrupted her prayer. Ukli explained what she heard at my house, and then the priest decided to pay me a short visit. He knocked at the door to see me answering it. “James, I heard you are planning on dumping Ukli.” He started. “Yeah, I am.” I said. “Change your mind.” He instructed. “Why should I?” I started to act rebellious. “That is because you promised to love her forever and ever.” The priest started to convince me to stop doing what I was about to do. He taught me that what I wanted to do was wrong, even if I already knew that.

I called Lucy after my lesson with the priest. “Hello Lucy.” I started. “Um… I just wanted to tell you that I want to cancel our meeting later.” I continued. “Why is that?” Lucy started to sound mad. “I got a visit from the priest, and I’m not going to dump Ukli anymore.” I scratched the back of my head. Lucy got madder and madder by the second; she didn’t know what to do, so she rudely hung up on the phone without thinking.

I wanted to call Ukli to tell her I was sorry, but I decided to do it personally. I walked up to her doorstep and knocked on the door. Mrs.Blabidiboo answered the door, and she knew immediately that I was looking for Ukli. “Ukli isn’t here. She’s praying at the church.” Mrs.Blabidiboo told me. I guess she was so sad that she went to the church to pray. I felt a tap on my left shoulder as Mrs.Blabidiboo slammed the door shut. I turned to see who it was, and it was Ukli. “Excuse me; I would like to get inside my house.” Ukli said. “Ukli, I’m sorry for planning to dump you.” I stared at my shoes. Ukli just patted my head, smiling, and then went inside her house. I knew it was a sign of forgiveness.

“What do I do? How do I get home?” Mr.Chickaboo thought, running back and forth. Ukli and her family did not know where Mr.Chickaboo was, and Ukli was really worried that he was lost. “Oh! I almost forgot there’s a GPS on his head!” Ukli remembered. Using the GPS Tracker, Ukli drove to wherever Mr.Chickaboo was, then she found him running back and forth on the sidewalk. She knew that he was just as worried as she was.

We wanted to build a new house for our children to live in. I paid some construction workers to build a big mansion. The construction workers were able to finish it in one day, and the results were wonderful. We started to pack our stuff, ready to move out. When Ukli wanted to walk out the door with her bags in hand, Mr.Blabidiboo grabbed her foot so tightly that she wasn’t able to leave. Mrs.Blabidiboo pulled Mr.Blabidiboo and let Ukli go to our mansion to live with me.

Mr.Blabidiboo cried so loud after Ukli left, even I could hear it, and to think that I was far from Ukli’s house!  

When Mrs.Bearypoo grew older, she found a new mate. They got married, and Mrs.Bearypoo had a child. She decided to name her Ms.Poochipoo. After Ms.Poochipoo turned one year old, her father had a petling accident, and Mrs.Bearypoo had to take care of her child alone.

Ms.Poochipoo grew older by the day, and finally, she met Mr.Chickaboo. At the park, Ms.Poochipoo and Mr.Chickaboo met again, and they learned more about each other’s personality. Ms.Poochipoo came to like Mr.Chickaboo, and Mr.Chickaboo felt the same way.

That night, Wife heard lots of noises coming from downstairs. She decided to check on who was making the noise, and to her surprise, it was Mister Nuclear Bomb!

When Mr.Blabidiboo woke up in the morning, she found out that his wife wasn’t in the house. “Hey… Nobody’s shouting at me!” He started to smile. “That means Wife isn’t here!” Mr.Blabidiboo climbed up Mrs.Blabidiboo’s bed and started jumping up and down, rejoicing.

A few minutes later, Mr.Blabidiboo felt a little sick because of jumping up and down Mrs.Blabidiboo’s bed for too long. He decided to call the mansion, and I picked up the phone. “Good afternoon, this is Mister James Boss speaking, how may I help you?” I said. “Hi James, this is Mr.Blabidiboo. Could you tell Ukli to bring me to the hospital?” Mr.Blabidiboo asked me as politely as he could. “Why don’t you ask your wife to do it?” I raised an eyebrow. “She’s gone.” Mr.Blabidiboo had a wide smile on his face. “My mom is gone!?” Ukli overheard our conversation. “I’m coming!” Ukli told Mr.Blabidiboo. “No, that’s not why I wanted you to come here for!” He said, but Ukli didn’t listen to him and went to the car. She drove to Mr.Blabidiboo’s house as fast as she could, knowing that her mother was in trouble.

When she got there, she grabbed Mr.Blabidiboo by the hand, and then dragged him out of the house to find Mrs.Blabidiboo. “Come on, dad! We have to find mom!” Ukli looked worried. Mr.Blabidiboo decided to join the search, since Ukli wanted to find her mother so badly. “Hey, maybe Mister Nuclear Bomb has her.” Mr.Blabidiboo suggested. “What makes you say that?” Ukli asked in suspicion. “He kidnapped me last time.” He answered her. “Well, do you know where he would keep her?” Ukli asked another question. “Yeah, I remember the place where he kidnapped me.” Mr.Blabidiboo replied. “Lead the way!” Ukli gestured. Mr.Blabidiboo ran to Mister Nuclear Bomb’s house, as Ukli followed him from behind.

Ukli and Mr.Blabidiboo arrived at Mister Nuclear Bomb’s house a few minutes later, and then saved Mrs.Blabidiboo from being locked in a cage.

The next morning, Mr.Blabidiboo found himself being scolded at for putting yet another mouse in Mrs.Blabidiboo’s plants. Mr.Blabidiboo’s smile from the day before turned upside down, and he frowned for the whole day.

Mr.Blabidiboo’s break time finally came from doing all Mrs.Blabidiboo’s chores, and he decided to cherish it and read a newspaper. Nothing worked; he was still as sad as ever.

Mrs.Bearypoo and Ms.Poochipoo were talking about Mr.Chickaboo. “Mom, can I date him? Please?” Ms.Poochipoo begged for her mom to say yes. Unfortunately, it didn’t work. “No. Poochi, you’re still too young for a boyfriend.” Mrs.Bearypoo refused. Ms.Poochipoo was always the impatient little dog, so she didn’t understand why she needed to wait. Ms.Poochipoo kept repeating the phrase ‘My mom is mean!’ in her head.

Will Mr.Chickaboo and Ms.Poochipoo be allowed to be together?

Find out in Chapter Seven!

To Be Continued...

© Blabidiboo Gang

The Blabidiboo Story 5

Stories by Eikou, Kiana, and Roni

Chapter Five

Wife

Blabidi was making such a racket up in his room. He cried and cried so loud that the neighbours could hear his every word. I decided to walk to his room to see what was wrong. “What are you crying for this time, hmm?” I asked, trying to keep myself calm. “What do I do now? Ukli’s going to move out soon! I’m going to miss her!” Blabidi cried even louder. I started to lose my temper and shout. “Get a hold of yourself!” I said. “Stop crying over a glass of spilled milk!” Blabidi didn’t stop. He just continued crying and crying some more. “What if Ukli and James visits us every Saturday and Sunday?” I suggested. “That would be a great idea!” He suddenly stopped crying.

“So, how do you think we should go home?” Ukli questioned. “How about we call your dad?” James suggested. Ukli started to call Blabidi, and he took a jetpack from the dump, and then flew to the honey-moon. When he got there, he got stuck on the moon as well, but anyway, his jetpack wouldn’t have had enough energy to carry three people back to Earth. Blabidi called for Mister Albert Boss, James’ dad. Albert was a smart fellow. He built a sticky-proof rocket fast enough to fetch the three and send them back home.

While Albert was launching the rocket, Blabidi and James took a walk around the moon. “James,” Blabidi tried to start a conversation. “Would you do me a favour?” “Sure!” James replied. “Good. Stay here until I come back to get you, alright?” Blabidi ran back to Ukli, seeing Albert and his rocket, ready to save them. Blabidi and Ukli came back to Earth, leaving James behind.

Lucy heard of the news, and asked her parents to buy her a rocket. Once she arrived at the moon, she saw James patiently waiting for Blabidi, but Blabidi never came. “I’m starting to think Mr.Blabidiboo tricked me and left for home.” James said, disappointed. “James?” Lucy said. He thought he heard Ukli, but the voice he heard wasn’t as sweet and gentle as Ukli’s. He thought the voice was familiar, so he turned around to check. “Lucy!” For once, James was happy to see her. “What are you doing here?” “I’m here to save you. Ukli and her father left you here.” Lucy explained. “What? Is this true?” James was surprised. “Yes, it is.” Lucy answered. “Well then, let’s get home!” James ran to the rocket Lucy had, when she stopped him. “Wait,” Lucy said. “I’ll save you on one condition.” “What’s that?” James asked. “You should dump Ukli.” Lucy smirked. “What?” James’ eyes widened. He decided to temporarily agree, to save himself.

When he reached Earth, he immediately ran to Ukli’s house. He rang the door-bell, and Ukli answered, with her travelling clothes on. “Oh! Here you are, James!” Ukli smiled. “Yeah, here I am.” James started squinting his eyes.  “What’s wrong?” Ukli looked worried. “You left me up in that moon, and then you never even bothered to help me get back!?” James started to get mad. “I… I was about to…” Ukli saddened. “Well you’re too late!” James shouted. He slammed the door behind him and walked to his house.

“Welcome home, son!” Albert said when James entered his house. “Here, I bought you a little petling.” Albert continued. James smiled and grabbed its cage. “I’ll name you ‘Mrs.Bearypoo.’” He whispered.

“Where are you, Mr.Chickaboo?” Ukli searched for her petling, who was lost somewhere in the house. “Hey, Ukli, would you like to shop with me?” I asked politely. “Sure!” Ukli answered happily. “Dad, mom and I are going shopping. Help me look for Mr.Chickaboo, okay?” Ukli gave Blabidi an instruction. “Okay.” He answered. “Chickaboo-boo, Chickaboo-boo, oh yeah!” Blabidi made a little ‘Mr.Chickaboo’ dance for Ukli.

Ukli and I left for the mall, and then Blabidi started to look for Mr.Chickaboo. “Mr.Chickaboo, where are you?” He said. Mr.Chickaboo slowly showed up. He was hidden in a pile of boxes. “Aha! Now I’ll cook you!” Blabidi made another unnecessary action. He slowly placed Mr.Chickaboo in a frying pan, ready to cook him. As he tried to turn on the gasoline, Mrs.Bearypoo came out of nowhere and saved Mr.Chickaboo from becoming fried chicken.

“Thanks for saving me.” Mr.Chickaboo thanked her. “No problem. Now, if you excuse me, I’ll have to go back to my owner.” Without another word, Mrs.Bearypoo left for James’ house, leaving Mr.Chickaboo in the middle of nowhere. “Oh no, now I’m lost!” Mr.Chickaboo worried.

When Mrs.Bearypoo came back home, James got mad at her for running outside without his permission. He trapped her inside her cage and locked it until she learned her lesson.

Will Mr.Chickaboo ever be found?

Find out in Chapter Six!

To Be Continued...

© Blabidiboo Gang

The Blabidiboo Story 4

Stories by Eikou, Kiana, and Roni

Chapter Four

Ukli

When I grew older, to be twenty-eight years old, James was twenty-nine years old. As I said before, James had to propose to me when I grew older. So he did. “Will you marry me?” James proposed, kneeling down, holding a ring. I finally agreed to his proposal. James set the wedding this Saturday, to save time for buying a house and lots of food to live by.

The next day, my mom ordered my dad to go to his room and have an afternoon nap. My dad did as he was told to avoid any conflict between the two. My dad, after a few minutes, started to feel a little bit hungry because he hasn’t eaten lunch yet. To be honest, my mom didn’t allow him to. He saw a paper bag with no label on it. He assumed it was food, so he took the bag and grabbed what was inside. Without checking to see what kind of food it was, he shoved it in his mouth to taste nothing at all. It was shaped like seeds, he said as he felt it with his tongue. It was crunchy; he smiled with his mouth full of the food inside the paper bag. Mr.Chickaboo came to see him. “What are you doing here? Get out of my room!” My dad shoved some more of the suspicious food into his mouth. Mr.Chickaboo just stood there, watching my dad eat the suspicious food. “What, you want my food?” My dad offered. Mr.Chickaboo looked confused. My dad finally checked the back of the paper bag. “Chicken Seeds” it read. My dad widened his eyes, knowing that what he ate was chicken seeds.

He vomited three times, on my mom. My mom is a big fan of slapping, so that’s what she did to my dad. My dad went to his room to cry about how painful the slap from my mom was. Then he realized that after I was married, he would never have seen me again. He cried even more.

I was happy for my engagement, so I started creating invitations for the people I wanted to invite to my wedding. Here’s sort of how I planned it would look like:

You’re invited to a happy wedding!

Who is invited: You!

What event is it: A wedding

When is it going to take place: This Saturday, 10:00 am

Where is it going to take place: The Church

Why are you invited: You are close with me!

Unfortunately, my dad got sick because of eating the chicken seeds, so I had to cancel the wedding to send my dad to the hospital. The doctors took care of my dad for four days, and then he felt better. The doctors then said that he needed to rest in the hospital for three days with my care, so I still needed to stay in the hospital.

My mom had a hard time cleaning the house. On Sunday, she planned to go to Church just to skip her cleaning. She left the house as messy as possible, probably so that when my dad came back home he could clean it up.

On Wednesday, I was able to go back to school. I distributed two million invitations to each individual in school. I used up three days distributing those!

The next day, it was my wedding day. Two million people came to my wedding. In fact, the church was too small for everyone to fit in. Everyone had to squeeze inside. Nobody was comfortable. At 10 o’clock am sharp, the mass started. The priest kept on talking and talking. It was so dull, that my dad slept, and drooled on my mom. The mass was one hour, so it ended at 11 o’clock, that’s when the wedding started.

I went out with my dad, and James went in front of the crowd, beside the priest. When the music started, I, together with my dad, walked forward through the red carpet. James smiled as the people watched my dad and I walk forward. The music ended exactly when I held James’ hand. The two of us faced the priest, and then the priest started talking. “Do you, Ukli, promise to love James forever and ever?” The priest asked. “Yes, I do” I answered. “And do you, James, promise to love Ukli forever and ever?” The priest continued. “I promise.” James smiled. “You may now kiss the…” The priest got interrupted by James’ ex-girlfriend, Lucy. Lucy pushed me aside as she held James’ hand. “James, please come back to me!” She said. “Don’t marry her!” “We have been together for quite a long time now. You became a fair-weather friend to me.” She continued. James slapped Lucy and started to turn red. “Don’t you remember what you did, Lucy? Jog your memory!” James defended me. “We were having a barrel of laughs at the carnival, remember? I went to the bathroom for a minute, and then it started raining. Instead of helping me through the rain, you just left me there. The train was cancelled so I had to stay there until the next day.” I heard the problem, and tried to defend both sides. “Bury the hatchet, everyone! This happened years ago. Forget about it!” I crossed my arms. “Lucy, please. We’re about to get married.” James placed his hands on his hips. “You may now kiss the bride.” The priest finally continued, as James and I kissed.

Lucy and I became best friends. After the wedding, the food was served. We ate lots of food, like chicken, cake, ice cream, candies, and more. After eating, a limousine came and sent the two of us to the rocket station, where we went to walk to the rocket. When the rocket launched, it took us to an orange coloured moon. When we went down, our feet got stuck. We then realized that the moon was made of honey! It was where our honeymoon was going to take place. We just took out our picnic supplies, and started eating on top of the orange moonlight.

Will Ukli and James ever get back home?
Find out in Chapter Five!

To Be Continued...

© Blabidiboo Gang

The Blabidiboo Story 3

Stories by Eikou, Kiana, and Roni

Chapter Three

Ukli

When school started again, I went back to school. I hung out with my best friend in the whole wide world, Candy. “Did you know about the new principal?” Candy asked. “There’s a new principal?” I widened her eyes. “Yes, there is. He replaced Miss Dulltrey.” Candy continued. “Who is it?” I asked in suspicion. “His full name is Mister James Supreme Boss. He said us students could call him James.” Candy smiled. I couldn’t believe what I was hearing. James is going to be our new principal? Is it possible, that he knows I study here?

Since I know now that James is principal here, I should solve the conflict between us to prevent any awkwardness. So, I went to James’ office to apologize for what happened in the past few days. “I’m really sorry James for what happened the past few days. I didn’t know what I was thinking.” I frowned. I rubbed my eyes to see clear what was happening. James had another girl sitting on his lap. Well, that was quick. I stood there thinking of what to do or say. “I thought you liked me!” I blurted out. I slammed the door, and as I did, I heard the girl sitting on James’ lap say “Ugh! American Drama!” I didn’t know what that meant, but her voice sounded like a five year old. It was so puny and cute. I thought it could have been someone in James’ family. I went back to James’ office and saw the girl for real. She was James’ sister playing around his office. Soon, I realized she was named Jamie. “Hi Ukli, I let bygones be bygones. Don’t worry, I forgive you.” James smiled. I ran to hug him and after a moment, we became a couple once again.

The next day, the moment I stepped on school grounds, there was an announcement. “Attention! Please treat Ukli W. Blabidiboo highly. She is no ordinary student, she is Mr.Boss’ girlfriend. Thank you.” The speaker announced. I was so surprised when I heard these words. Just one day of being a couple again, he already blurts it out in front of the school. This is going to lower my self-esteem for sure. Everyone came to gather around me, I almost slipped and fell. Whatever I ask them to give me, they would give me. I never wanted to be a queen, but this is kind of relaxing.

I went home, feeling this is going to be the best day ever. I was surprised to see a strange man with a braided beard. It’s just my dad. He said he used a hair spray to try to make his head full of gorgeous hair. It was a mistake. Instead of giving him gorgeous hair, it gave him a big black beard. Then, my mom braided it.

The next day, it was my special day. My birthday! My mom and dad seemed to already have planned something special. James, also had planned something special for my birthday, and I hope I like it.

As I went inside my school, everyone sang ‘Happy Birthday’ to me. I guess James announced it was my birthday earlier before I arrived. Everyone gave me gifts. It was a wonderful day; all the gifts were purses and dresses, and more jewellery.

When class ended, I went back home to see my mom and dad greet me as well. They gave me a new pet; it was a cute little chick! I named him Mr.Chickaboo, and then I played with him out in our yard. After several seconds, even if I wasn’t expecting it, someone knocked on the door. “Ukli, James is here!” My mom called for me. James took a chair for me to sit on, then he knelt down, holding my hand. He opened a beautiful case, colour velvet with diamonds pasted on to it. Inside the case was a diamond ring. "Ukli, will you marry me?" James proposed. It was a beautiful ring, but I could resist. “No thank you.” I smiled. “Why not?” James started to frown. “I’m not ready. Ask me again later on.” I patted James’ head. 

Will Ukli and James eventually get married?

Find out in Chapter Four!

To Be Continued...

© Blabidiboo Gang

The Blabidiboo Story 2

Stories by Eikou, Kiana, and Roni

Chapter Two

Mr.Blabidiboo

I couldn’t get a job, so Wife decided I be her servant again. I disagreed, which caused us to fight. I called Mr.Boss, and told him to help me stop Wife from making me her servant. Unfortunately, I came upon some words I didn’t really appreciate. “Sorry Mr.Blabidiboo, but you need to follow your wife’s orders to apply for a new job.” Mr.Boss said. I lost my temper, and kept on shouting and shouting, and then Wife decided to join in the party. She shouted and shouted as well, for absolutely no reason. I had to obey Wife’s orders even if I didn’t want to. She told me to water the plants in the garden. Well, I could say I was still angry at Wife, so I decided to take revenge. I watered the plants, just like Wife told me to, but then I put two mice inside the plants. Instead of growing healthier, the plants rot. Wife thought something suspicious was going on, as I went back to my room looking suddenly happier. “What did you do to my plants?” Wife suspected. “I did nothing. I just watered the plants like you said.” I lied. Little did I know that Wife had a truth potion hidden medicine case. She took it out and injected me as quick as possible, so that I couldn’t run away. Wife asked me the same question again, and this time, I answered truthfully. “Well, I watered the plants, just like you said to.” I answered. “Is there anything else I should know?” Wife asked one more time. “Oh! I put two rats in each plant. The plants did the opposite of growing.” I said, still in a truth coma. I got a slap, and then I snapped out of the coma. Well, I guess it was a punishment for taking revenge.

That night, 2 people kidnapped me while I was asleep. When I woke up in the middle of the night, I found out that I was trapped in a cage. I saw 2 people, still in masks, standing in front of the cage I was stuck in. “Whatever did I do wrong? Let me go! I don’t even know you!" I complained. It seemed they kept the key in the Atlantic, but they don’t know where in the Atlantic. They kept me inside the cage for one-hundred twenty-five years, and by then the whole cage was filled with my newly grown beard. It seemed the kidnappers were fed up of me, so they left a knife inside my cage. The first thing I did with them was shave my beard. Then, I cut my cage open to let myself out. “Who are you people?” I asked again. The kidnappers finally took off their masks after keeping them on for one hundred twenty-five years. The first kidnapper was Mister Nuclear Bomb; he was the worst and only villain in the place where I live. Ironically, the second kidnapper was my very own wife! Don’t you think Wife is insane for kidnapping me just because she was mad at me? At least I was in safe hands while I was kidnapped.

Wife and I came back home after I saw she was the one who kidnapped me. Mr.Boss visited our house to discuss the details about getting a new job. As he entered our house, Ukli came to the living room to watch TV. Ukli couldn’t keep her eyes off Mr.Boss. I noticed when Mr.Boss turned around to get a glass of water, Ukli turned back to look at the TV, and then she blushed. I decided to go to the bathroom to leave the two of them together alone in the living room. I went to the back of a wall to spy on Ukli and Mr.Boss instead of taking a bathroom break. “Miss, may I ask, why do you keep staring at me?” Mr.Boss raised an eyebrow. “Oh… It’s nothing really.” Ukli blushed harder. “Tell me the truth.” Mr.Boss smirked. Ukli decided not to reply. “Miss, if you like me all that much, you could tell me.” Mr.Boss sat beside Ukli. Before Ukli could say another word, I ran back to the living room carrying a bottle of squirtable soap. “Don’t you touch my darling daughter, Mister James Supreme Boss! Or I’ll squirt you!” I tried to threaten him. “What about tomorrow, 6 o’clock PM?” Mr.Boss held Ukli’s hand. “Yes!” Ukli’s blush turned cherry red.

The next morning, I was creating a menu for Ukli and Mr.Boss’ date. You could say I’m an artistic person. I decided I would be the waiter, the one who serves the food, and Wife will be the cook, the one who cooks the food. Later that night, Mr.Boss arrived in his tuxedo and Ukli in her finest silk dress. “Good evening sir, and ma’am, I will be your waiter for today.” I smirked. “Here is our menu.” I gave them a folded paper designed with all the foods in the menu. They decided to order ice cream, mango shake and spaghetti. “Oh! I’m sorry to say that we only have one of each kitchen utensil.” I felt ashamed all the more. “Dad!” Ukli tried to scold me. “Hey, we aren’t that rich!” I tried to reason with her. “What could we do? We’ll just take it.” Mr.Boss said politely. As I left to get their orders, they had a small conversation going on. “Mr.Boss…” Ukli cleared up her throat. “Miss, you may call me James.” Mr.Boss smiled. “Well then, you may call me Ukli.” Ukli giggled. Ukli and James continued to talk some more, and they found each other really nice.

“The food has arrived!” I said with my eyes closed. “Hey, Mr.Blabidiboo, is she your daughter?” James whispered to me. I nodded. “She’s charming.” James winked. The first to arrive was the drink. They should be thirsty from all that waiting! Their mango shake was filled with sugar. It was a yellow drink with crushed ice at the top. Straws weren’t so expensive in the neighbourhood. I guess we had enough money to buy two straws. They were saved from tasting each other’s saliva. Next to arrive was the ice cream. This started the problem. What will we do with those two if we only have one spoon? If they really love each other, they’d share it, right? I gave them the ice cream, seeing disgusted faces. “So, who goes first?” Ukli asked as she twitched. “Do you want to go first?” James asked offered. “I’m delighted to.” Ukli grabbed a spoon and took one whole scoop of ice cream, then shoved it in her mouth. She tried her best not to touch the spoon. Then, James took the spoon and grabbed the second scoop of ice cream. Then, Ukli took the third. After the ice cream, they had their spaghetti. They didn’t want to share a fork, so they used their hands to eat. James stuffed his mouth with spaghetti, and Ukli took one strand by one strand. There came a time when they sipped on the same spaghetti strand. It was a beautiful, yet coincidental kiss. Maybe they’d be a couple later on.

The kiss seemed to disgust the two of them. I have no idea why, but they vomited. “I so hate you!” Ukli shouted. “Well then, I hate you too.” James crossed his arms and turned to look away. "We are over!" Ukli blurted out. “We? There was never a ‘we’!” James started to get mad. James slammed the door behind him and Ukli ran to her room, crying. 

The next day, James thought about becoming a couple with Wife, since Ukli and him isn’t a couple anymore. “If Mr.Blabidiboo and Mrs.Blabidiboo don’t really appreciate each other, I would have a greater chance of getting her, wouldn’t I?” James thought. James went to my house the moment he thought of the idea. “Would you like to go on a date with me, ma’am?” James said, closing his eyes because he was too proud. “Again? Didn’t we do that last night already?” James opened his eyes to see who opened the door. It was Ukli! “Oh my… I wasn’t looking for you! I was looking for someone else…” James felt embarrassed. “And who would that be? It’s my mom, isn’t it?” “Um… Yeah…” James dragged his hand up behind his neck. “I’m not letting you in.” Ukli pushed James out and slammed the door. “I can't believe we're over!” Ukli cried out loud, and then locked herself in her room, still crying. 

Will Ukli and James' relationship continue?
Find out in Chapter Three!

To Be Continued...

© Blabidiboo Gang

The Blabidiboo Story 1

Stories by Eikou, Kiana, and Roni

Chapter One

“Grandpa, could you please tell me the story of our family again?”

“Didn’t you hear that story twenty times already?”

“Please?”

“Oh fine, if you really want me to.”

***

Mr.Blabidiboo

Once upon a time, there was a small family, called the Blabidiboo Family. Part of the family was I, Beautiful Blabidiboo, Fatty Whiskers, and Ukli W. Blabidiboo. As I was younger, I was so handsome. For some reason, my looks started to change. Which is why, I changed my name to Ugly Blabidiboo. Fatty Whiskers, my wife, is now Fatty Blabidiboo, because she married me. Then, Fatty was really slim, but now, she’s the opposite. Why, you ask? I promised her on the day we got married that I would serve her any food she liked. Unfortunately, she got too out of hand. “Get me a napkin, dear! The fried chicken I ate made me extremely dirty!” I call Fatty ‘Wife’ while she calls me ‘Blabidi’. 

One day, my wife became pregnant. I brought Wife to the hospital as fast as I could, knowing her tummy couldn’t grow any fatter. We finally reached the hospital, and the doctor took us to a room, where Wife lay down on the hospital bed. The doctor, who was named Doctor Surgery, examined Wife’s tummy carefully, thinking of what to do to get the baby out. “This baby is quite large. You might need surgery for this.” He said. I think I know why he’s called Doctor Surgery. Surprised, Wife punched the Doctor Surgery in his tummy, leaving the Doctor unconscious, but still communicative. “Mr.Blabidiboo,” He called out. “You must do the surgery for me.” “What?” I worried. “I don’t even know how!” Before Doctor Surgery fully collapsed, he pointed to a paper left lying on the floor. I grabbed the paper, and saw the instructions on how to get a baby out. “First, let the patient drink an amnesia potion.” I read, as I got the blue amnesia potion on the doctor’s desk. “Why do you have that syrup?” Wife widened her eyes. “This is the amnesia potion. Drink it!” I commanded. “Are you crazy? You aren’t the doctor!” Wife declined. “You punched the doctor. The least you could do is drink this potion!” I tried to put the bottle inside her mouth, but she wouldn’t open it. I tried again and again, but she still wouldn’t open her mouth. “You leave me no choice…” I said, partially closing my eyes. I got the doctor’s syringe, filled it with water, and got the bottle full of amnesia potion. In front of her, I pushed the syringe, trying to frighten her. She was so afraid of the injection; she opened her mouth and gasped, as I put the potion in her mouth for her to drink. After a few seconds, she closed her eyes and collapsed, like Doctor Surgery. I finished doing what the note told me to do, and I got the baby out. After completing the small mission, I posed with a smile, and patted my own shoulder.

“Hey! Hey, Wife!” I tried to wake Wife up. “What do you want?” Wife replied, with a grumpy face. “Let’s name our child Ukli!” I suggested. “What! No way! Give her a normal name, like Johanna!” Wife started to argue. We fought for the name of the baby. After a long argument, “Ukli it is!” I smiled with victory. A few minutes later, Doctor Surgery woke up from his coma, seeing Wife and I make funny faces in front of Ukli. “Get out of here!” He suddenly shouted. “You’re never allowed here ever again!” We were kicked out, and banned from that very hospital. “You had to punch him?” I asked. “He was threatening me!” Wife made up a reason.

After 6 years, Ukli grew up to be a young teenage girl. She grew so fast! Now, let me introduce you to my boss, Mr.James Boss. I call him Mr.Boss, and did you know that I’m older than him? Impossible, I’m older than him and he still bosses me around. Well, he is Mr.Boss. One morning, I had my short break from work. Guess what, Mr.Boss was right beside me! I decided to have a little chat with him. “Mr.Boss,” I whispered. “Yes, Mr.Blabidiboo?” He replied.
“I want to fire you.” I said without thinking, as I saw Mr.Boss’ eyes started to widen. Hearing no reply, I decided to call out for him. “Um… Mr.Boss?” I snapped my fingers right in front of his eyes. “You’re fired!” I heard him shout. Then, I lost my job.

“Which place should I work in now?” I asked myself. Then, I headed straight for Ukli’s school. I applied for a job as a teacher in Ukli’s school. She was really excited for me to teach her, I’m her first period! I had an annoying time teaching the kids, since they were so noisy. At least my little girl wasn’t so noisy. She was sitting still in her chair, answering the question that I just asked. Suddenly, a little boy decided to interrupt. “Sir, may I please ask a question?” The little boy, named Jacob, raised his right arm up high. “What is it?” I looked at him, feeling annoyed enough. “May I go to the lavatory?” Jacob smiled an innocent smile. I could see smoke coming out of my ears. My face turned red and I carried Jacob with my bare hands, opening the window. I threw Jacob out of the room. The room wasn’t so up high. Lucky for him, he was caught by the gentle leaves of the palm tree.

Police Officer Michael, or P.O. Michael, saw the incident and came running towards Jacob. “What happened?” Michael panted from all that running. “Sir Blabidiboo threw me out the window!” Jacob said everything. P.O. Michael was able to speak to Miss Dulltrey, the school principal. Well, that’s just great, I was fired again. P.O. Michael found sympathy in me, and he gave me a job at the police station as a janitor, to clean the police station until it was squeaky clean. I didn’t enjoy this, and while I was in the police recording area, I tripped on a rock and fell on a microphone. I blamed P.O. Michael for giving me this janitorial job, and for putting a rock inside the room for me to trip in. “Why, P.O. Michael, why? Why did you give me this job? I want you to do the cleaning!” P.O. Michael heard this, and fired me for my wrong words.

I went back home, to see Wife get mad at me. “Where have you been? You’re so late!” She scolded. “I got fired in 3 jobs today.” I confessed. Then, I got grounded by my own wife. After weeks, I was set free, but now I have to do everything Wife tells me to do. First, I was supposed to wash the dishes. I broke 22 plates, and I had to glue them all back together. Next, I needed to clean the bathroom, and it was really stinky. I used a fire hydrant, so the whole room was filled with white foam, and I needed to clean it twice. Lastly, I needed to cook Wife’s dinner; made from sausages, garlic and onions. I put stinky cheese in the soup to take revenge on Wife. Unfortunately, Wife figured out and I had to eat it instead.

In the middle of the night, I snuck out of my house and went to Mr.Boss’ place. “Please give me a job! I desperately need one!” I pleaded. Meanwhile, Wife found out that I left our home for a while. She went out as well, looking for me. “My wife gives me useless chores for me to do, and I don’t want to do them!” I reasoned, as Wife found me and heard what I said. She was about to call the police, when she saw Mr.Boss and fell in love. “Okay, do you have college insurance?” Mr.Boss asked. “Not really.” I scratched my head. “Why?” He was surprised.

***

“Can I have college insurance?”

“No, you’re too ugly for college.”

***

“Well, I’m sorry to hear your troubles.” Mr.Boss silently laughed. “Before you get a job, you need a college insurance.” Mr.Boss explained. “How do I get one?” I asked. “You have to clean the animals’ feces in the zoo.” Mr.Boss made an evil smile. On the next day, I went to the zoo, trying out my assigned task. I kept cleaning the animals’ feces, but they just keep on moving their bowel. I got bored, and I started throwing the feces everywhere. Mr.Boss went inside the zoo, wanting to check on how I was doing. Instead of looking at me, he saw a stinky, goo-like substance. Then he realized it was feces. I got expelled in his first task, but I moved on to the second.

I decided to try out my second task, to clean the river. I wanted to clean the river, but I wanted to have some fun. So, I got the garbage cans, and spread garbage onto the river for fun. Once Mr.Boss saw what I did, he expelled me again. I guess I’ll just give up on finding a job for now, but I’m sure I’ll have one next time. 

Will Mr.Blabidiboo really get a new job?
Find out in Chapter Two!

To Be Continued...

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